Video Log

Tweets

• I wonder if MLK would still include the whole "all men are created equal" reference in his speech if he'd met Glenn Beck. 2010/08/28
• These damn mutant bugs. I hit one with a shoe and it survived. Someone call Chernobyl and see if one of these escaped. http://bit.ly/dn1RJO 2010/08/26
• I just saw "The Human Centipede." If there was ever a need for those Men in Black memory erasers, it would be now. 2010/08/25
• Got my new header: http://imgur.com/XBNQ3.png from @klav9. The new design should be up in the next few months. 2010/08/19
• Back in Paraguay. Find my checked-bag, destroyed. Welcome back, asshole. (Hey, that's a Haiku!) 2010/08/17
• US vacation ends tomorrow. Saw some good baseball, ate some good food, saw some good friends. Tough to leave but good to return to Paraguay. 2010/08/14
• A week into my #peacecorps vacation, and it's clear that I'm out of the pop culture loop. Who the fuck is Snooki? 2010/08/07
• Back in the states for the first time in 18 months. Man, has America gotten fatter since I've been gone? 2010/08/01